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Despite the insane judges (get it together and fix this, @GOP) there was still a lot of winning today!! 🇺🇸

- Nvidia is spending billions to manufacture chips and other tech products in the US over the next 4 years

- Trump administration secures the freedom of an American citizen being held by the Taliban

- New York's highest court shuts down Democrat attempt to allow non citizens to vote

- AG Bondi announces federal charges against multiple radical leftist terrorists for firebombing Teslas

- EU backs off and delays its retaliatory tariffs on the US

- President Trump signs executive orders to increase rare earth mineral production

President Trump signs executive order to start shutting down the department of education and return education to the states 🇺🇸

- President Trump pulls his EO on the law firm Paul Weiss in exchange for them making a bunch of changes in how they run things and $40 million in pro bono legal work (interesting but $40 million is $40 million)

- the DOJ charges Cori Bush's husband with defrauding the government by abusing PPP loans 😂😂

We're just gonna keep winning tomorrow too!

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Ok I might have missed some stuff, if I did please add it in the comments, but here's what I got for today's win report:

- President Trump cuts federal funding to the University of Pennsylvania for allowing men in women's sports

- President Trump has a “very good” call with Zelenskyy, meetings happening in the Middle East soon to continue the discussion and facilitate the peace process

- Several more companies are moving manufacturing to the United States to avoid tariffs, including a furniture company from … Canada 😂

- Kristi Noem confirms that DHS is involved in tracking down the people who have been swatting prominent conservatives

President Trump is making a big announcement at a crypto conference in New York City tomorrow and I know there is some kind of big executive order event tomorrow too. Closing out the week strong!

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Lots of winning happened today! AKA just another day in Trump's America 🇺🇸

- Total industrial production across the economy was up +0.7% in February - expectations were +0.2%

- Manufacturing output rose +0.9% vs expected +0.3%

- Motor vehicle and parts output rose +8.5%

- Gas prices drop for the 4th straight week, prices hit another 4 year low

- Egg prices drop again, now down over 50% under Trump

- Kash Patel announces that an MS-13 leader on the FBI 10 most wanted list has been extradited from Mexico

- Democrats lost over 308,000 voters just in February. They have completely lost their minds as a party so I expect this will keep happening to them and they will keep learning nothing.

- President Trump has a very successful hours-long talk with Putin where they agree to start working towards ceasefires, ending the war entirely and normalizing relations with the US and Russia, among other things

- Macro Rubio (no that's not a typo, I've decided that's his name now) announces new sanctions on Venezuela for not accepting deportations fast enough

- President Trump signs an EO to cut DEI out of the Foreign Service

- The stranded astronauts arrive safely back on Earth after President Trump asked Elon to go bring them home

- President Trump releases the JFK files, as promised. It's 80,000 pages so please don't ask me for a summary lol

Gonna be hard to top this tomorrow but I expect President Trump will try his best!

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🇺🇸 MONDAY WIN REPORT 🇺🇸

- President Trump declares Joe Biden's auto pen pardons null and void and tells the “Unselect Committee” they are subject to investigation. This should get interesting.

- Dan Bongino is officially sworn in as deputy director of the FBI. Adam Schiff is a nervous wreck.

- Egg prices drop again, now down almost 50% under President Trump

- Putin is going to speak with President Trump tomorrow about ending the war

- President Trump puts Iran on notice via a social media post calling them out for controlling the Houthis

- President Trump goes to the Kennedy center, announces that he is going to change everything about it, and then announces while standing in front of a giant bust of JFK that he is releasing the full JFK files tomorrow 🔥

- President Trump cancels Hunter and Ashley Biden's secret service details 😂

- President Trump bombs terrorists for the third day in a row 🔥

I AM NOT TIRED OF WINNING!!! make sure you get some good rest tonight, we have a lot of pages of JFK documents to read tomorrow!

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Last weekend was pretty chill and I thought perhaps that would be the new normal, but no. This weekend was full of winning. Here's how we won today:

- President Trump dumps several plane loads of MS-13 and Tren De Aragua gangsters in El Salvador to be held in their prisons after a lunatic judge tried to tell him not to return them to Venezuela. The President of El Salvador trolls the judge after the plane lands by tweeting “oopsie, too late🤣”

- SpaceX's Dragon reaches the International Space Station to rescue the stranded astronauts after President Trump asked Elon to go bring them home

- President Trump wins the club championship at his own golf club. Because of course he did. Picture included at the end of this post.

- Kristi Noem announces that 7 more miles of new border wall is being built

- NBC admits that Trump has his highest approval ratings ever, and CNN says that the Democrat party is at their lowest approval ever. Percentage of people who think things are on the right track is at the highest level since 2004. RMG poll has Trump approval at +10, an increase of +6 from the previous week

Right now President Trump is having an awards banquet for his golf championship and then he is flying back to DC and getting back to the White House at midnight tonight so that he can start a new week of winning bright and early tomorrow!

I AM NOT TIRED OF WINNING!

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🇺🇸 WEEKEND WINNING!!🇺🇸

it just doesn't stop, folks. Thank God. Here's what happened:

- President Trump orders the death of a top leader of ISIS with a precision strike

- President Trump rescinds 19 of Biden's executive actions

(these first two technically happened late last night but I didn't put them in last night's win report and they're too good to leave out)

- President Trump revokes security clearances for another law firm (Jack Weiss) that helped New York target him

- President Trump signs an executive order to greatly reduce the size of 7 federal agencies, including cutting the following taxpayer funded leftist propaganda:
Voice of America
Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty
Radio Free Asia
Middle East Broadcasting Networks

- President Trump goes golfing (I don't know the score but I know he won) and then launches a massive coordinated attack against the Houthi terrorists right after he gets back from the golf course while still wearing his golf clothes and a MAGA hat autographed by himself 😂 (picture included if you somehow missed it)

- President Trump invokes the Alien Enemies Act, declaring an invasion by Tren De Aragua. A lunatic federal judge immediately tried to block it of course but that will be quickly overturned and we will make America safe again!

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It may be Friday, but there was no end to the winning! Here's what happened today:

- the largest American arts and crafts company is moving a bunch of its manufacturing from China to America to avoid tariffs

- Kash Patel says the FBI is actively investigating the swatting incidents

- Pegatron (Taiwanese AI server company) moving manufacturing to the US to avoid tariffs

- DNI Gabbard says they are aggressively pursuing IC leakers and will charge them with crimes

- Trump administration opens investigations into 45 universities, including Duke, Cornell and MIT, for DEI violations

- President Trump has a “very productive conversation” with Putin and is very optimistic that the war can be ended.

- Pam Bondi is arresting the left wing terrorists who are attacking Tesla dealerships and going after the people who are funding them

- Hamas supporters are getting arrested and deported. Some of them start self deporting with the CBP Home app 😂

- the UN has to cut 20% of its “migration staff” after President Trump cut their funding

- NATO secretary general says that Ukraine will not be joining NATO and relationships with Russia should be normalized after the war ends after his meeting with Trump yesterday

- Egg prices crash lower

- DOGE savings cross the $200 billion mark

- President Trump goes to the DOJ and gives a speech calling them out to their faces for what they did to him and telling them there will be accountability 🔥🔥 This whole speech was fantastic, definitely watch it if you haven't seen it yet

- Macro Rubio (that's what I'm calling Marco now) kicks South Africa's ambassador out of the country for being an anti American loser who hates President Trump

- multiple Senate Democrats break and vote for the CR. Shutdown averted, Democrat civil war is just getting started

- 4th circuit gives Trump a big win, allows him to keep cutting DEI grants

- finally, President Trump flies to Florida with Elon and little X, after helping his adopted grandson onto Marine One. Here's an adorable picture of that. ❤️

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WIN REPORT 🇺🇸🇺🇸

- DOGE saves us a ton more money

- egg prices hit a 3 month low

- President Trump is going to the DOJ tomorrow to tell them who's boss

- Putin says that he supports a ceasefire, wants to talk to Trump

- Secretary Duffy launches investigation into DEI FAA recordings

- President Trump meets with the secretary general of NATO

- President Trump officially asks the Supreme Court to take up the birthright citizenship issue

- Democrats are in a civil war over the potential shut down because heads Trump wins and tails they lose

- the DOJ/FBI extradites 7 more cartel leaders from Colombia

- RFK Jr makes big moves towards getting the toxic chemicals out of our food

Again I had a busy night so if I missed anything please add it in the replies!

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Sorry I'm a little late but here's your Wednesday Win Report !

- GE Aerospace is investing nearly $1 billion in US manufacturing

- egg prices are down 21% since Trump took office, inflation report is “good news” and “better than expected” according to CNN, gas prices are the lowest they've been in March since 2021, and mortgage rates drop for the sixth straight week

- Lee Zeldin announces the “biggest day of deregulation in American history” at the EPA, rolling back tons of green new scam regulations to make everything more affordable

- yet another Democrat senator (Shaheen) throws in the towel and is not running for reelection, another great opportunity for a flip

- Howard Lutnick says that President Trump's goal is for anyone making under $150k to pay zero taxes 👀 I definitely fall into that category so count me in

- the FBI charges a high level career employee at CBP with defrauding FEMA

- Trump has had more illegals arrested in 50 days than Biden did in all of 2024

- Perkins Coie says that Trump removing their security clearances will be the end of the law firm. EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR. A radical leftist judge temporarily granted their request to stop Trump from revoking their clearances but that's not how anything works so at some point in the appeals process he will win this and hopefully shut them down for good

- President Trump personally spent most of the day hanging out with Michael Martin and having lunches and ceremonies about Ireland but he had time to make fun of JD Vance for his shamrock socks and to call Chuck Schumer a Palestinian

- the DOE completely closes its Dallas office

Okay I had a hectic night so if I missed anything please add it in the replies!

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Time for Tuesday's Trump Win Report!

- President Trump started the day out spicy by absolutely nuking Canada in a Truth Social post, immediately upping their steel and aluminum tariffs from 25 to 50% in response to Ontario's threat to cut off electricity to Americans and threatening to essentially end Canada's car manufacturing industry

- Egg prices, gas prices and inflation are all plummetting

- DOGE cancels 200,000 federal government credit cards

- Ukraine agrees to US terms for a ceasefire after Marco Rubio and Mike Walz meet with a Ukrainian delegation in Saudi Arabia

- President Trump buys a Tesla S Plaid for the White House staff to use because he can't drive 😭😂

- Canada backs off of their threat to cut electricity off to US customers after reading aforementioned spicy Truth Social post and instead are coming to DC on Thursday to plead for mercy

- Tesla is doubling its car manufacturing output because of President Trump's policies

- Half of the department of Education is put on leave. Only half to go!

And finally …. Rosie O'Donnell has self deported to Ireland 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The winning will continue tomorrow!!

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Well it is Monday and once again President Trump can't stop winning. Here's the daily win report!

- Secretary Rubio announces that after reviewing everything at USAID 83% of it is officially cancelled. The rest will be run by the state department. I would prefer 100% cancellation myself but 83% is massive progress.

- the CBP One app has been turned into the CBP Home app and its sole purpose is to help illegals self deport. It also automatically updates so every illegal who downloaded it to get a free ride into the US has now been notified that it's time to leave 😂

- BLM Plaza in DC is being demolished. Nature is healing.

- The United States starts arresting and deporting Hamas supporters. President Trump promises that this is the first of many 🔥

- number of illegals coming through the Darien Gap trying to get to the US is down by 99% 😶

- Steve Witkoff says that Zelenskyy sent an apology letter to President Trump

- DNI Gabbard makes the following statement: “Per POTUS directive, I have revoked security clearances and barred access to classified information for Antony Blinken, Jake Sullivan, Lisa Monaco, Mark Zaid, Norman Eisen, Letitia James, Alvin Bragg, and Andrew Weissman, along with the 51 signers of the Hunter Biden “disinformation” letter. The President's Daily Brief is no longer being provided to former President Biden.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥

- Kash Patel has turned over the January 6th pipe bomber docs that the Deep State FBI was stonewalling to Jim Jordan

- Sean Curran officially sworn in as Secret Service director

- Lee Zeldin cuts another $1.7 billion worth of DEI and environmental justice crap from the EPA

- Lori Chavez-DeRemer confirmed by the Senate as President Trump’s Labor Secretary

- DC Appellate court somehow gives Trump another win in the Dellinger case even though he has already been fired. I don't understand it so please don't ask me, I am not a lawyer

- Another massive illegal immigrant shelter closes in Tucson because no one is crossing the border

I'm still not tired of winning!!

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Just because it's Friday doesn't mean we don't win. We won today. We won a lot. Here's how:

- Siemens announces a $285 million investment in US manufacturing, opening facilities in TX and CA

- 10,000 federal jobs were lost in February and 10,000 new manufacturing jobs were added. 9,000 of them were in auto manufacturing

- President Trump announces that he is ending all aid to South Africa due to their ongoing genocide of white farmers and he is allowing those people and their families to come to the United States to avoid being murdered. Libs in shambles at the thought of white refugees.

- President Trump announces that he is “strongly considering” heavy sanctions and tariffs on Russia and encourages them to come to the table for peace talks before it's too late.

- job growth of native born Americans is higher than that of foreigners for the first time in 15 months

- President Trump ends collective bargaining for TSA officers

- President Trump pulls $400 million in federal funding from Columbia University for allowing Hamas supporters to terrorize their campus

- Kristi Noem says that they have identified criminal leakers within DHS and they are going to be criminally prosecuted and are facing 10 years in prison

- President Trump establishes a White House task force to facilitate the hosting of the 2026 FIFA world cup. He says that if there is still tension between the US and Canada and Mexico by then it will just make things more exciting 😂

- President Trump has the first-ever crypto summit at the White House to work on making the United States a world leader in digital assets

- DC mayor gives in to President Trump and starts cleaning up homeless encampments after President Trump threatened to take over DC and do it for her

- 3 more federal prosecutors in Manhattan are fired

- FEMA fires 3 more supervisors who were involved in the scheme to skip Trump supporters' houses If I missed anything please add it in the replies!

1. Elizabeth G. Oyer “pardon attorney” was fired ^[14]

1. Trump Organization sues Capital One for closing bank accounts after January 6 riot ^{[15] 1)}

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Well guys, we had some big wins today. This was with pretty much nothing on President Trump's schedule 😂 gotta love how much he wins on light days.

- A Federal judge denies USAID employees' attempt to block their mass firing. Maybe they can learn to pick crops. 😬

- 10 Democrats vote with Republicans to censure Al Green and Gavin Newscum is pretending that he is against men in woman's sports now. The Democrat civil war is heating up. 🔥

- SBA relocates regional offices out of sanctuary cities and implements new citizenship verification processes to make sure no more tax money goes to illegals 🙌

- Governor Trudeau cries on Canadian TV about President Trump's tariffs as the President of Mexico, who isn't a complete moron, gets a 1 month tariff exemption because she's trying to work with President Trump rather than being a crybaby 🥺

- Todd Blanche sworn in as deputy AG. h He is a fiercely loyal Trump defense attorney who walked through the fire with President Trump as they tried to put him in jail, if anyone doesn't know who he is 🔥

- President Trump announces a new $20 billion investment in the United States by shipping giant CMA CGM for “shipping logistics, infrastructure, and terminals” which will create an estimated 10,000 jobs 👷

- President Trump suspends security clearances for the Perkins Coie law firm. Key players in setting up the Russia hoax that ultimately did so much damage to our country⚖️

- The Purge begins at the CIA 👀

- President Trump signs an executive order creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and U.S. Digital Asset Stockpile 💰

He also gave a press conference in the oval office today, he made some interesting/funny remarks, well worth watching, I tweeted a link to it earlier today if anyone wants to see it 😁

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Wednesday Winning!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

- The reaction to President Trump's incredible speech last night was overwhelmingly positive, 69% of CNN viewers and 76% of CBS viewers liked it. Democrats may actually never recover. Let us pray that they keep acting insane until the midterms. 🙏

- The terrorist responsible for the Abbey Gate bombing arrives in the United States to be prosecuted

- President Trump cuts off “intelligence sharing” (US drone/missile targeting system) with Ukraine

- Dozens of layoffs at Fake News ABC

- The State Department is imposing visa restrictions on foreign officials who facilitate illegal immigration into the United States

- Congress refers 4 sanctuary city mayors to the DOJ for criminal investigation for aiding and abetting illegals

- Todd Blanche confirmed as deputy attorney general

- DC Circuit allows Trump to fire Hampton Dillinger

- President Trump orders the mayor of DC to clean up the city or he will do it himself and tells Hamas to release all the hostages or die.

🔥

If I missed anything please add it below!

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Okay today's win report is INCOMPLETE because most of it is going to be announced in President Trump's speech tonight, but I'm gonna let him tell you about that. But here's what happened today while he was getting his speech ready. 😉

- President Trump defunds the UNFPA which is responsible for abortions and “population control” around the globe

- President Trump's tariffs on Mexico and Canada go into effect and suddenly Canadian globalists have become raging nationalists 😁

- two key Panama Canal ports are being put under American ownership after President Trump called out the Chinese control of the canal. Blackrock is involved in the deal though so I'm not sure how much of a win it actually is

- Arab countries reject Trump's Gaza takeover and come up with their own $53 billion plan to rebuild Gaza (which is exactly what he wanted them to do - Art of the Deal strikes again) 😂

- President Trump identifies over 450 federal buildings that we don't need that can be put up for sale, including the DOJ building and the FBI headquarters. 👀🔥 Decentralize the swamp!

- Lee Zeldin and DOGE cut another $116 million at the EPA

- US Air Force reports its best recruiting numbers in 15 years with President Trump back as Commander in Chief

- the DC mayor caves and agrees to get rid of Black Lives Matter Plaza after President Trump mentioned wanting to take over DC 😂

Ok watch the speech for the rest!

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Ok folks, here is the Monday Win Report!

- Honda is going to start building Civics in Indiana rather than Mexico to avoid tariffs

- President Trump announces a $100 billion chip manufacturing investment by TSCM in the United States that will give the United States 25,000 new jobs and almost 40% of the global chip market. Once again, this is being done because of tariffs.

- President Trump announces agricultural tariffs starting April 2nd to help American farmers

- Fort Benning gets its name back 🇺🇸

- President Trump raises China's tariffs from 10% to 20% because they won't get the fentanyl under control (Lots of tariff news today, tariffs on Canada and Mexico start tomorrow as well)

- the head of the FBI NY field office is fired after his office tries to hide Epstein documents from Pam Bondi 🔥🔥

- Linda McMahon confirmed as Secretary of Education

- Trump approval is at 60% with voters under 40, according to Rasmussen. America may have a future after all. 🇺🇸

- DOGE finds $80 million of garbage to cut after their initial look at the DOD

I am seeing the story about President Trump cutting aid to Ukraine everywhere right now but until President Trump confirms it I am going to hold off on that one since it's an anonymously sourced Bloomberg story and I've seen plenty of those fall apart over the years 😜

If I missed anything please drop it below!

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Ok every time I do this something big happens as soon as I finish, but I can't help that 😂 anyways here's your win report for today:

- President Trump says that he is going to pardon Pete Rose and that he should be allowed into the hall of fame

- CENTCOM announces that US airstrike took out a senior Al Qaeda commander in Syria 🔥

- 3,000 more US troops deployed to defend the US border 🇺🇸 (what a concept!)

- I-40 in North Carolina opens back up to traffic after Secretary Duffy and the Trump administration accelerated the repair process by cutting environmental red tape 🚚

- President Trump announces that February had the lowest recorded number of illegal border crossings 🙌

- DOGE finds a ton more fraud and waste and incompetence

- President Trump signs an executive order to make English the official language of the United States 🇺🇸

- Not sure this is a win but Elon Musk has a 14th kid 😬 DOGE 20 years from now is just going to be all Elon's kids I guess

President Trump had a quiet public schedule today, I'm guessing he was getting ready for his joint address to Congress on Tuesday and probably getting phone calls from freaked out Europeans trying to get him to throw more money at Zelenskyy, but still a good day 😁🇺🇸

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I know the Zelenskyy thing took up most of the oxygen today, but we had some good wins! Here's your Friday Win Report 🇺🇸

- the Treasury Department puts a group on people on leave at the US mint for not obeying President Trump's executive order on DEI

- President Trump trolls Zelenskyy as he rolls up to the White House in his toy soldier costume by greeting him with “you're all dressed up today!” 🤣

- Trump's DC US Attorney starts demoting/reassigning J6 prosecutors

- Zelenskyy insults Trump and JD Vance in the Oval Office, gets kicked out of the White House without even getting lunch, and the US immediately starts investigating Ukraine funding and terminates support for Ukraine's energy grid reconstruction 🔥🇺🇸 I saw that Trump is also considering immediately ending the shipment of weapons that are already in the pipeline to Ukraine but I haven't been able to confirm that. I hope it's true though. Oh and Zelenskyy made such an idiot of himself that even Lindsey Graham has had enough of him. 😂

- AOC sends a letter to the DOJ demanding to know if she is under investigation for trying to aid illegals. Tom Homan is really living inside her empty head. 😂

- President Trump finally gets back his personal property that the FBI stole from him when they raided Mar-A-Lago 🇺🇸

- the Social security administration is firing 7,000 employees and closing 6 regional offices 🔥

- President Trump tells The Spectator that he is planning to take over DC 👀 that will go over well lol

- Elon Musk did 3 hours with Joe Rogan and talked a lot about what DOGE is doing, I can't possibly cover it all but it's definitely worth a listen if you have 3 hours at some point this weekend

There are a few more great things that are rumored to be happening/possibly happened but I couldn't confirm them so I'm going to save them for when I can verify them. Trying not to be fake news here. 😉 If I missed anything good please add it below! 🇺🇸

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This has been the most annoying day on this platform in a long time, but if anyone still cares about winning we had some of those today, here they are:

- the Pentagon officially orders the discharge of transgender military members

- President Trump meets with Keir Starmer and gets invited to the UK for another state visit - the first time that any President has been invited twice. He announces that he is working on a new trade deal with the UK.

- a federal judge rules that Trump can fire CIA employees who were involved in DEI

- Secretary Duffy announces a streamlined process to speed up the time it takes to hire and train new Air traffic controllers

- President Trump gets Mexico to agree to send 30 cartel members to the US for prosecution, including the leader of the Sinaloa Cartel, who has been wanted by the US for 40 years

- Secretary Bessent announces that negotiations with Ukraine are done, they have agreed to a deal on strategic minerals, oil and gas, and infrastructure assets. Zelenskyy is coming to the White House tomorrow to sign it. Maybe he will have the respect to wear a tie but I doubt it.

Okay see you all here in the morning, everyone please get a good night's rest and let's come back in a better mood tomorrow 😅

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What day is it? Wednesday! What do we do on Wednesdays? We win!! 🇺🇸 Here's how it went today:

- President Trump starts the morning with a Truth Social post saying that he's going to start suing authors and publishers who make up fake sources and fake quotes to sell books about him

- Marco Rubio says that Honduras has been added to the list of countries who are accepting deportations of people from other countries

- Eli Lilly announces 4 new US manufacturing sites and a $27 billion investment in the United States

- President Trump orders massive federal downsizing - agency heads must submit reorganization plans by March 13th, full implementation by Sept 30th

- The WHO says that its global laboratory network may collapse without its US funding. Let's pray that that's true🙏

- President Trump has his first cabinet meeting which turns into an hour long press conference. Among other things, President Trump says that he thinks they'll be able to reduce the EPA by 65%, and that he is in settlement discussions with CBS over their maliciously edited Kamala Harris interview. At this point it looks like the fake media will be funding his entire Presidential library 😂 he also says that Ukraine can forget about joining NATO and that he is putting 25% tariffs on the European Union

- Jamison Greer is confirmed by the Senate to be the US trade representative

- President Trump orders the termination of Biden's oil “concession agreement” with Venezuela due to “electoral conditions ” and also because they are not helping with deportations fast enough

- President Trump is going to start converting senior level federal workers to political appointees, so that they can't just stay there forever 🔥

- Fani Willis is ordered by a judge to testify under oath about her plot to get President Trump using her boyfriend Nathan Wade

- State Department eliminates $60 billion in foreign grants

- the DOJ dismisses Biden-era consent decrees in North Carolina, Georgia, Maryland, and Indiana that imposed DEI hiring requirements on fire and police departments

- President Trump signs an executive order to further reign in government waste and officially implement DOGE's cost efficiency initiative

- Washington Post is reporting that 120 IRS offices are going to be closed and thousands of employees fired. 👀If they just get one story right this year I hope it's this one but I'll believe it when I see it

- Senate votes to overturn Biden's Natural Gas Tax

- Tens of thousands more firings coming at USAID and the State department, per ABC and AP

And finally … AG Bondi tells Jesse Waters that her office is releasing Epstein docs tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Well folks, I do not regret to tell you that there has been an awful lot of winning today. Here's your quick rundown:

- Trump DOJ arrests/charges multiple members of an “extensive illegal alien smuggling operation”

- CNBC reports that unemployment is spiking in Washington DC as Trump fires the swamp

- Dan Driscoll confirmed and sworn in as Army secretary

- 21 holdovers from the Obama-era department that got turned into DOGE throw a tantrum and quit because they're mad that people are actually being held accountable

- Doug Collins cuts nearly $2 billion worth of crap contracts out of the VA

- State department tightens visa restrictions on Cuba

- the White House is now determining who will be a part of the White House press corps, rather than the WHCA 🔥 The meltdown from the fake news media is absolutely glorious.

- the Washington Times reports that Kash Patel is investigating Comey's FBI's infiltration of Trump's 2016 campaign. If you're at all familiar with Russiagate you know where that goes 🔥👀

- Multiple media outlets are reporting that there is a deal with Zelenskyy on the mineral rights but President Trump says they're still negotiating so maybe they're close. I'll believe it when I see Zelenskyy signing something.

- President Trump revokes security clearances for employees at law firms who worked with Jack Smith 🔥🔥

- EB-5 program replaced with a “gold card” basically people have to pay $5 million to the US to get a green card on steroids

- President Trump signs an EO to restore pricing transparency on healthcare after Biden reversed it

- President Trump signs an EO to protect the US copper industry

- DOGE finds over $800 million in savings today

- Speaker Johnson wrangles the cats and gets the House version of the budget passed - contains lots of President Trump's priorities on taxes and border security

If I missed anything please add it in the replies!

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Monday's Trump Wins!! 🇺🇸

- Apple announces a $500 billion investment in the United States, creating 20,000 new jobs

- Roosevelt Hotel illegal alien shelter in NYC is shutting down.

- Two liberal polls (Harvard Harris/You gov) show that people trust Trump more than the media by +15 and his policies are wildly popular with the American people

- President Trump puts sanctions on Iran's oil trade to restore maximum pressure

- Lester Holt out as NBC “news” anchor

- Rasmussen's “right direction” track is higher than wrong direction for the first time since they started tracking it

- several more people fired from MSNBC, no one I ever heard of but apparently they had TDS shows too.

- President Trump hosts Emmanuel Macron at the White House. They have a group call with the G7 leaders and then a bunch of meetings mostly focused on the Russia/Ukraine situation. President Trump is still optimistic that the rare earth deal will be signed soon and that the war will be over soon.

- Federal judge rejects the AP's attempt to force Trump to let them back into the Oval Office. They would rather lose in court than just say “Gulf of America” 😂🤡

- 1400 probationary employees fired from the VA

- Kash Patel officially sworn in as acting director of the ATF 😂🔥 (this is my favorite. Hopefully this is the start of abolishing it altogether.)

- President Trump says that he wants the Keystone XL pipeline restarted and built right away

There are several other big rumored wins in the pipeline but I'm going to wait until they actually happen to report them. Looks like it's gonna be another fun week though!

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1. Joy Reid gets fired from her TV show

2. President Trump fires thousands of USAID employees

3. DAN BONGINO IS THE DEPUTY FBI DIRECTOR

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Ok. It's been a pretty chill Saturday but we still had some good wins, so here they are:

- University of Maine is under a compliance review for Title IX violations (that governor really should have kept her mouth shut)

- President Trump says that Elon is doing a good job but he needs to be more aggressive. 😂 Elon agrees. *DOGE INTENSIFIES*

- DOGE finds another $67 million to cut at the EPA

- President Trump gave an absolutely hilarious speech at CPAC, you should watch it if you didn't. He announced that he is going to go to Fort Knox with Elon to make sure the gold is still there. He also met with the President of Poland.

- President Trump and the First Lady have dinner at the White House with a bunch of governors - not sure if the governor of Maine showed her face or not

- MSNBC settles a $30 million dollar lawsuit with a doctor they lied about in order to try to harm Trump

- RFK Jr cancels the CDCs flu shot campaign

- Multiple reports that Kash Patel is going to be appointed to a dual role as acting ATF director 🔥 (this one is my favorite. Abolish the ATF!🇺🇸)

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Well ladies and gentlemen, (yes, there are only two genders,) it has been quite a winning day! Buckle up for the Friday Win Report 🇺🇸

- Tulsi Gabbard cuts $20 million worth of DEI garbage from ODNI

- Migrant “welcome center” in Brownsville TX closes down because no one is coming over the border anymore

- DOJ is investigating Medicaid fraud at UnitedHealth

- Trump officially deputizes IRS agents to work at the border 😂

- Apple is building their new plant in the US instead of in Mexico

- DOGE staffer who was fired for his old Internet posts is officially back at work in the social security administration

- President Trump tells the president of Maine to her face at a governor's meeting at the White House that he will not give her any federal funding and will happily see her in court for letting boys compete in girl's sports

- AG Bondi says that the Epstein files, JFK files and MLK files are all on her desk being reviewed for release

- Acting ICE director reassigned (demoted) for not deporting illegals fast enough 🔥

- Judge declines to impose preliminary injunction against the Trump administration in USAID firings lawsuit and dissolves his previous TRO. Bye USAID 👋

- Investigation launched against the state of Maine for Title IX violations about 2 hours after the Governor of Maine thought it would a good idea to say “see you in court” to President Trump while she was a guest in his home 😂

- Howard Lutnick and Kash Patel both officially sworn in 🔥

- Trump DOJ files ethics complaint against the lunatic activist judge on the trans military lawsuit

- Kash Patel transfers 1500 FBI agents from DC and relocates them all around the country. Swamp drainage on day one 🔥

- Trump fires the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff and the chief of the Navy and the Vice chair of the Air Force

- President Trump signs an executive order aimed at preventing China from being able to take over our critical infrastructure

- the Pentagon says it is going to cut 5400 probationary employees starting next weeek

I AM NOT TIRED OF WINNING!!

CORRECTION: I meant to say the governor of Maine, not the president of Maine.

Donald J Trump is the President of Maine 😎

- The White House is looking to sell the Nancy Pelosi Federal Building in San Francisco. ^[29]2)

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I was gone for a few hours tonight and I may have missed something, but as far as I know here's today's Trump Win Report 🇺🇸

- The percentage of Americans who think the country is on the right track hits another all time high, according to Rasmussen

- Trump refuses to cosponsor a U.N. resolution putting full support behind Ukraine's “territorial integrity” and condemning Russia

- Border wall gaps are being filled in in multiple states

- Hundreds of firings at HUD and the TSA. Thousands of firings rumored to be coming but I'll wait until they're official.

- Mitch McConnell is FINALLY officially swimming out to sea instead of seeking reelection

- More Trump officials confirm that President Trump is very serious about abolishing the IRS and replacing the income tax with tariffs 👀🙏

- Kash Patel confirmed as FBI director. Adam Schiff is an absolute wreck😁

- President Trump ends weapon sales/shipments to Ukraine. Maybe Zelenskyy should insult him a few more times. 🤡

- Secretary Duffy is investigating California's failed high speed train project and trying to claw back over $4 billion in federal funds

- Obama appointed judge rules that Trump can keep mass firing federal workers 🔥

- the head of Pfizer got booed at the White House 😂

- Judge denies TRO seeking to force Trump to keep funding refugee grants

- ATF's top legal advisor fired and removed from building by security 👀

- President Trump pulls federal funding from Maine until they stop letting men play in women's sports 🙌

- Pam Bondi confirms that the Epstein list is going to be released soon 🔥🔥👀

I AM NOT TIRED OF WINNING!

- President Trump reverses protections for 520,000 Haitian migrants, making them eligible for deportation. ^{[31] 3)}

- CNN officially vacates their Pentagon office ^{[32] 4)}

- FTC announces investigation into censorship and bias on big tech ^{[33][34] 5)}

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WEDNESDAY WIN REPORT!

- President Trump pauses all migrant applications from Ukraine and Latin America

- Kristi Noem is going to polygraph DHS employees to find out who's leaking the ICE raid information

- Putin confirms that normal diplomatic relationship with the United States has been restored

- Percentage of Americans who think the country is on the right track is at another all time high, per Rasmussen

- Trump cuts funding to Palestinian Security Forces 🙄 (to be fair he's had a lot of other stuff going on but I'm glad he got to this)

- President Trump officially designates a bunch of gangs and cartels, including Tren De Aragua, MS-13 and the Sinaloa Cartel, as foreign terrorist organizations 🔥

- President Trump shakes up the Ukraine situation by tweeting an absolutely devastating post calling Zelenskyy a “moderately successful comedian” and a “Dictator without elections” after that idiot dwarf started running around whining about Trump to anyone who would listen

- Kelly Loeffler confirmed to SBA (I know, I know. I'm just reporting the news. Kash is next.)

- President Trump kills NYC's congestion toll and announces it in a Truth Social post ending in “LONG LIVE THE KING!” 🤣

- Elon says that DOGE will audit Ukraine aid money 👀

- the White House tweeted a meme of President Trump as a King and the left reacted exactly as planned 😂

- Democrat congressional approval hits an all-time low, at 22%. Democrats held an interpretive dance Trump protest in front of the Kennedy Center today though so that should help them out

- Democrat desperation is so bad that Chuck Todd is trying to get people to read the Mueller report 🤣

- Pete Hegseth orders Pentagon leaders to come up with a plan to cut 8% from the defense budget each year for the next 5 years

- Department of Education terminates $220 million of DEI nonsense

- Department of Energy has officially started approving LNG export permits

- Howard Lutnick says Trump's goal is to abolish the IRS 👀👀👀

- President Trump gives a business speech in Miami that is somehow still hilarious because it's him 😂

- DOGE saves almost $2 billion at the Treasury Department

- President Trump ends all federal benefits for illegals 🔥🔥🔥

He flew back to DC tonight so I expect a full day of winning tomorrow!

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It's President's Day. A federal holiday. The only thing I know of for sure that President Trump did today is go golfing. And yet somehow, he still won more today than most Presidents win in a month.

Here is what happened:

- Elon Musk's Space X team tours the Air Traffic Control Command Center to start working on building a state of the art air traffic control system for the United States of America

- DOGE is uncovering MASSIVE Social Security fraud 👀

- President Trump nominates Ed Martin to stay on as permanent DC US Attorney

- Netanyahu says he is committed to President Trump's plan for a new Gaza

- Migrant shelter in San Diego closes down as there have been no new arrivals since President Trump took office 🔥

- Preparations are underway for DOGE to audit Fort Knox and see if there is actually even gold there any more

- President Trump's approval with young voters (18-39) is higher than any other age group, at 56% according to Rasmussen. MAGA future looks bright.

- Border encounters go from extremely low to even lower, Tom Homan says he's never seen the numbers this low

- Yet another American freed from a Russian prison

- DOGE cuts almost $400 million in DEI grants from the department of education

- one of the most rabid Trump-hating judges in America declines to impose a TRO preventing DOGE from doing their job

- Tom Homan says he has asked the DOJ to investigate AOC for interfering with federal immigration enforcement 😂

- the FCC is investigating NPR

- Department of Education cancels $600 million in “teacher training grants”

- DOGE has officially started sniffing around the IRS

I was gone for a few hours tonight so if I missed anything please add it below!

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I almost didn't do the win report today just because President Trump was so quiet (I'm sure he was up to something, we just don't know what yet 😉) but I have had a lot of people tell me that they look forward to this every night, so here's a little mini report on how President Trump won today 🇺🇸

- he woke up next to FLOTUS 🤎

- Toured a new Boeing plane and hopefully told them to get their act together and stop dragging out the new Air Force One

- Posted a long Truth Social post about how tariffs are all going to be reciprocal, it's on his TS page if anyone wants to read it in detail

- Posted “he who saves his country does not violate any law” on Truth Social and on X to make sure it got maximum attention and it definitely did and the whole left melted down and then the White House reposted it and at first I thought he was trolling but now I'm not sure​ what's happening 😬

- got another American hostage released by Hamas 🇺🇸

- DOGE cancels almost $1 billion more of ridiculous crap 👏

- Rubio has a call with Lavrov and they start working on setting up a summit between Trump and Putin (*crying lib noises*)

- Google maps changes Mt. Denali to Mt. McKinley

- President Trump fires the entire graduating class of immigration judges that Biden tried to sneak into place to sabotage Trump in December

He's going to the Daytona 500 tomorrow so that will be entertaining!

If I missed anything please reply below! 😁

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It's Friday. It's Valentine's Day. Does that mean that we take a break from winning?

Absolutely NOT!

Here is today's Trump Win Report:

- JD Vance wraps up his week of spreading the Trump Doctrine throughout Europe by absolutely melting the faces off of the globalists in Munich with the most Trumpy speech I've ever heard from someone who wasn't named Donald J Trump. 10/10, must watch.

- President Trump establishes the National Energy Dominance Council

- DOGE makes its way into the Pentagon and is going to be looking into NASA

- President Trump cuts off federal funding to schools that require students to have the COVID vaccine (can't believe that's still a thing but apparently stupidity never dies on its own)

- the official White House X account shares a Valentine's Day meme of President Trump and Tom Homan threatening to deport illegals 😂

- Vance meets with Zelenskyy in Munich

- President Trump has framed his mugshot and hung it right outside the door to the Oval Office so that everyone who visits the White House has to walk past and look at it 😂🔥

- the Associated Press loses their access to the Oval Office and Air Force One because they still refuse to respect the new identity of the Gulf of America. Bigots.

- Democrats keep melting down over DOGE and corrupt prosecutors keep resigning in protest from the DOJ (NO PLEASE NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!) 😏

- HHS Secretary Kennedy starts investigation into the cause of autism

- Letitia James has an absolute meltdown of a press conference over Trump cutting off NYC's funding for illegals

- The US Army officially announces that transgender people can not join the military and the military will not be paying for mentally ill people's self mutilation any more

- Taiwan's President urges Taiwanese companies to start manufacturing more in the United States to avoid Trump's tariffs

- According to the NYT, President Trump is cutting thousands of IRS employees. Hopefully the NYT is telling the truth for once

- Trump unbans Biden's ban on 625 million acres of oil and gas leases that he tried to sneak in in between pardoning his family and half of the Democrat party on his way out the door

- Judge forces the fired IGs to withdraw their TRO motion against the Trump administration and threatens their legal team with sanctions because they were so stupid 😂

- DOGE and Lee Zeldin cancel another $60 million of DEI/environmental justice garbage at the EPA

- Kristi Noem fires 400 people at DHS

- President Trump flies to Florida to spend Valentine's weekend with the most beautiful First Lady in American history 🤎🇺🇸

WE ARE NOT TIRED OF WINNING!

As always, if I missed anything please add it below! Thank you to everyone who always helps with this!

• opm employees fired ^{[39] 6)}
• Fox news segment on doge ^{[40] 7)}
• Trump said he would build a pipeline through New York State using eminent domain ^[41]

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Ok guess what time it is? Win Report time! 🥳

- X settles with Trump for $10 million due to suspending his Twitter account (this may have technically happened very late last night but I was asleep and didn't see it until this morning) I guess when Elon bought Twitter he bought its problems too. 😬

- Arab countries are freaked out that Trump keeps talking about taking Gaza and are working on a plan to rebuild it themselves (which is most likely what Trump wanted in the first place) 😏

- Kash Patel advances out of committee for final confirmation vote

- RFK Jr confirmed and sworn in as HHS secretary

- Brooke Rollins confirmed and sworn in as secretary of Agriculture

- Lee Zeldin cancels $50 million grant to the Climate Justice Alliance

- Soros/Holder ally Eric Halperin fired from the CFPB

- Senator Tina Smith (D, Minnesota) is not running for reelection

- Kathy Hochul cancels her visit to the White House after being charged by Trump's AG yesterday 😂

- President Trump starts firing Biden-appointed US attorneys

- Trump approval at +10, including 30% of Democrats, and more people think the country is on the right track than the wrong track for the first time in over 20 years, per Rasmussen

- PBS shuts down its DEI department in surrender to Trump

- Putin invites Trump to Moscow for Russia's Victory Day parade (imagine the liberal tears!)

- President Trump announces reciprocal tariffs on multiple countries to make trade fair again

- FEMA gets caught wiping group chat records as Trump took office

- DOGE makes its way into the IRS and HUD announces a DOGE taskforce

- Manhattan's top federal prosecutor resigns after the Eric Adams case is dropped. Trump later says that she was actually fired. Either way she's gone. 5 other top DOJ officials also quit in a swampy hissy fit 🥳

- Eric Adams meets with Tom Homan and agrees to reopen the ICE office on Rikers Island. He doesn't want to be added to Bondi's list, I guess

- Panama starts accepting deportation flights of Asian and African illegals from the United States

- President Trump meets with PM Modi and announces a bunch of agreements to reduce our trade deficit and increase India's purchases of military equipment and American energy

- illegal border crossings are at their lowest level in 25 years

- Trump begins “mass layoffs across multiple federal agencies” per ABC 🔥

You know the drill - if I missed something drop it below!

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How many ways did Trump win today, you may ask?

Pull up a chair and let me tell you.

- Rhode Island judge backs off and “allows” President Trump to cancel illegal/wasteful spending (I don't know which lawsuit this is, there are so many, but it's a win)

- Pete Hegseth goes to NATO and tells them that Ukraine will not become a part of the alliance, they all need to pay up, and the US is going to focus more on our own interests and less on Europe's

- Tulsi Gabbard confirmed and sworn in as DNI

- President Trump talks to Putin and Zelenskyy, announces increased cooperation and negotiations to end the war

- Kristi Noem gets back the full $59 million that FEMA tried to sneak behind her back to pay for hotels for illegals

- American hostage brought home from Belarus

- FCC investigating Comcast and NBC Universal for illegal DEI practices

- President Trump is unanimously elected chairman of the board of the Kennedy Center (after firing the old board and appointing a new one) and announces it in third person on Truth Social 😂

- investigations launched into athletic associations in California and Minnesota for defying President Trump's order to keep boys out of girl's sports

- South American countries are struggling with the “reverse flow” of migrants turning around and going back home because they know they can't get a free ride into the United States any more

- AG Bondi announces charges against Kathy Hochul, Leticia James and the director of the New York DMV for refusing to follow federal immigration law. Hochul is scheduled to meet Trump at the White House tomorrow so that will be fun.

- Restraining order lifted on Trump's plan to mass retire federal workers. Again, not sure exactly which case it was but liberals were crying about it so you know it was a good thing.

- DOGE saves a bunch more money everywhere, Trump is sending them to look into CPS and the foster care system

- Trump's lawsuit against the Pulitzer board for giving out prizes for the Russia hoax “reporting” allowed to move forward

- all 13 of Canada's “Premiers” (I guess their version of a governor? Don't know, don't really care) go to the White House and Trump doesn't even meet them, they only get to talk to the deputy chief of staff 😂😂

I'm sure I missed something, if I did please add it in the replies!

- Lee Zeldin, EPA, reports that he has found the $20 billion that former EPA employees snuck out the door and, like Kristi Noem, will be getting it back.^{[43] 9)}

- CISA “Election Security Group” place on administrative leave. (Any bets on a lawsuit incoming?)^{[44] 10)}

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Ok Tuesday Win Report time!

- President Trump announces that he is revoking Biden's low water pressure mandates and restoring common sense lightbulb standards

- 4 DHS employees fired for disobeying orders and sending millions of dollars to pay for housing illegals

- President Trump's approval rating continues to climb higher as Democrats act more insane^[46]

- Top CFPB employees are quitting because they're mad about DOGE

- President Trump calls for FEMA to be terminated due to incompetence and inefficiency and for disaster recovery to be handled by individual states

- President Trump announces he is sending Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to Ukraine to meet with Zelenskyy. Hopefully he's having him bring a few billion dollars back.

- Continued reports of “migrants” on their way to the US giving up and turning around and going back home because of President Trump's border crackdown

- The King of Jordan says that he believes Trump will be the one who can bring peace to the region and announces that Jordan will start taking sick children from Gaza

- Glenn Beck says on PBD podcast that the Epstein list will be released within 10 days. He won't say how he knows but he seems super confident about it and he's been hanging out with President Trump recently so there's that

- President Trump and Steve Witkoff secure the release of Marc Fogel from Russian prison after Biden left him there to rot for years

- President Trump is asking the NCAA to revoke the awards and records won by men pretending to be women

- President Trump signs an executive order putting DOGE in charge of significantly shrinking the federal government

- New Congressional task force headed by Anna Paulina Luna will work with the Trump administration to declassify & expose federal secrets to give the American people the truth about things like Epstein, JFK, & 9/11

- DOGE is investigating federal employees whose net worth is much higher than their pay should allow 👀

- Elon Musk has a press conference on DOGE in the Oval Office while holding Lil X on his shoulders

- Apple maps finally changes the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America

- the AP is denied access to the Oval Office for refusing to acknowledge the Gulf of America 😂

- DOGE moves on to the Department of Labor and is “actively dismantling” the Department of Education - “they are on the 6th floor, canceling grants and contracts” 🥳 almost $1 billion cut so far

- USAID inspector general fired

- Ron Rowe (acting Secret Service director after Cheatle resigned) is quitting (I'm guessing with some strong encouragement)

- DOGE and Scott Turner find $260 million in savings at HUD

I know there will be at least one late night win, Marc Fogel is being welcomed home to America at 10:00 tonight by President Trump at the White House 🇺🇸

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Ok.

Monday win report.

Strap in.

- President Trump fires the entire Board of Visitors for the Army, Navy, Air Force and Coast Guard in his quest to purge the military of Woke Leftist Ideology.

- Trans military enlistment halted and all military-funded gender related medical procedures are frozen

- the internet's favorite DOGE staffer (yes, that one) is now working in the State Department and has an official government email

- FEMA official who authorized $59 million to house illegals will be fired

- CFPB website no longer exists. In fact the CFPB pretty much no longer exists.

- Trump approval is the highest it's ever been, + 8 with independents and even 26% of Democrats approve of him

- DOGE cancels over $1 billion of waste across various agencies

- Venezuela is sending their own planes to fly their illegals back home

- Trump is seriously going to make some of the 87,000 extra IRS agents go work for ICE 😂

- the FAA officially recognizes the Gulf of America and Mt McKinley on all data and charts

- Google removes pride month from its calendar and adds the Gulf of America to Google maps

- Susan Collins says she will vote for RFK Jr

- 2400 new Kennedy assassination records miraculously turned up by the FBI

- Trump officially signs EO to end the dissolving paper straw nightmare

- Trump appoints Ric Grenell as interim Executive Director of the Kennedy Center

- Bill Cassidy and Lisa Murkowski surrender to MAGA and will vote for Tulsi Gabbard

- Virginia public and private schools both officially ban boys from competing in girl's sports in compliance with Trump's EO

- Trump imposes 25% tariffs on steel imports

- PBS closes their DEI office and gets rid of their diversity officers

- Tulsi Gabbard officially on the confirmation clock and should be DNI by Wednesday midnight-ish, RFK Jr up next

- Trump says that if Hamas doesn't return all the hostages by Saturday at noon all hell will break out

I'm sure I missed something, please comment below if there's anything else!

Ft. Liberty is again Ft. Bragg (sort of … renamed for a hero of the Battle of the Bulge, not the original Braxton Bragg)^{11) [48]}

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Ok today was pretty chill by Trump standards but we still have a win report.

Here we go:

- President Trump said that he is not going to deport Prince Harry because he has enough problems with his terrible wife 😂

- President Trump went golfing and won (I don't know the score but let's be real, everyone knows Trump always wins)

- President Trump spent most of the day meeting with nerdy Republican senators and hopefully teaching them how to win. I believe but have not confirmed that he also filmed his Super Bowl interview at some point today

(Here's where it gets good)

- President Trump revoked the security clearances of Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Antony Blinken, Jake Sullivan, Lisa Monaco, Andrew Weissman, Mark Zaid and Norm Eisen. Not sure why most of those demons had security clearances in the first place, but that has been rectified. Hopefully they will be arrested next.

- President Trump demands the secret service provide him with every bit of information on the two assassination attempts on his life, so hopefully we will all get some answers on that soon.

- President Trump amends his lawsuit against CBS to demand $20 billion instead of $10 billion

As always if I missed anything please add it in the replies!

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Okay buckle up for your Friday win report. It started out a little slow and then snowballed downhill into a glorious big ball of win.

- President Trump announces he is bringing back plastic straws

- Trump administration grants immigration authority to the state of Florida

- Peter Strzok's wife is out of her job at the SEC

- 9,400 USAID employees receive firing notices

- the new DC US attorney promises to chase down the people threatening the DOGE crew “to the end of the earth”

- the EU is slashing tariffs on American imports in response to Trump's threat to tariff them

- Trump says he is announcing reciprocal tariffs on many countries next week

- Trump meets with the PM of Japan and announces a bunch of Japanese investments in the United States

- the TSA bans transgender officers from being allowed to patdown airline passengers

- DOGE team enters the CFPB. Staff is reportedly very mad. Later in the day Elon tweets “CFPB RIP” so I guess the staff is extra mad now.

- illegal border crossing numbers are lower than worm poop

- President Trump says he has instructed Elon to look into the Department of Education and the Pentagon

- USAID building in DC has all of its signage covered or removed and is now being occupied by Customs and Border Protection.

- President Trump and JD Vance say that the fired DOGE staffer should get another chance and Elon says he will be brought back

- DOGE terminates $168,000 Fauci exhibit at the NIH museum (why is that a thing? Should terminate the whole museum tbh) and HHS cancels $182 million in administrative contracts

- President Trump says that DOGE will be identifying the illegals that are getting social security and removing them from the program

- President Trump fires the board of the Kennedy center via Truth Social post on his way to Mar-A-Lago, appoints himself chairman, and says that the drag shows targeting children will STOP.

- President Trump signs a 2nd amendment EO ordering DOJ to review all of Biden's anti-gun actions

- President Trump revokes Joe Biden's security clearance and stops his daily intelligence briefing (clearly that wasn't working) because Biden is senile and can't be trusted with sensitive information, and also because Biden did it to him first. Also has it tweeted from the White House account @ Biden's personal X account so that he would get notified by his old house that he was fired.

- President Trump has also fired the head of the National Archives and Records Administration.

I AM NOT TIRED OF WINNING.

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Ok here's the condensed version of today's win report.

- President Trump creates a Presidential commission to uphold religious freedom and directs AG Bondi to create a new task force to eradicate anti Christian bias within the federal government

- Border Patrol says illegal entries are down 90% and criminal prosecutions are up 52%

- Trump is suing Chicago and Illinois over sanctuary cities

- Criminal illegals have started arriving at Guantanamo Bay

- President Trump sanctions the ICC for targeting Americans and their allies

- Samantha Powers is fired from USAID

- President Trump suggests that DOGE will be looking into Iraq/Afghanistan war funding

- Multiple colleges are being investigated for Title IX violations

- NCAA submits to Trump and bans men from competing against women

- President Trump terminates every media contact expensed by the GSA

- President Trump orders a review of funding to all NGOs that rely on federal funds

- Marco Rubio is cutting 14,000 USAID employees

- 168 people put on leave at the EPA

- Project 2025 co-author confirmed as OMB Director

- USAID exposed as having funded BLM and Soros projects

- Elon Musk was in the Oval Office wearing this hat

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Ok here's today's win report.

Buckle up, it's a long one.

- Mexican troops arrive at the border to keep migrants and drugs from getting into the US

- DOGE is going to audit the IRS

- USAID exposed as funding left wing propaganda media all around the globe

- Andrea Mitchell out at MSNBC

- Pam Bondi sworn in and immediately cuts off funding to sanctuary cities and orders prosecution of jurisdictions impeding immigration enforcement

-Doug Collins sworn in as VA secretary

- Scott Turner confirmed as HUD secretary

- DOGE investigating Medicare system for fraud

- Rubio goes to Guatemala and gets them to accept deported migrants from other countries

- DOGE geniuses are going to help upgrade our antiquated aviation system in their spare time

- Zeldin eliminates the EPA's Office of Environmental Justice

-Bondi orders full investigation of all the weaponized cases against President Trump

- President Trump bans schools from getting federal funding if they let boys in girl's locker rooms or sports teams and promises to investigate violators for Title IX violations

- President Trump bans men pretending to be women from participating in the Olympics while they're on US soil

- another 20,000+ federal employees have accepted Trump's buyout offer

-Elon Musk and the DOGE team all have security clearances

- Panama will allow US vessels to pass through the Panama canal for free

-Brendan Carr releases the full unedited version of the Kamala Harris interview that CBS edited to try to help her win

- President Trump is going to pay to build a big beautiful ballroom at the White House